If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and tossed it?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why didn't Noah just kill those two mosquitos?
You know that little indestructible black box installed on aircraft? -why don't they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is that when you're looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Beware of thy wishes: they will come true -edward abbey
If Einstein had discovered creme rinse instead of relativity, would he be Rod Stewart's brother?
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